WEEK ZERO: PIZZA PARTY

[saturations]

SURPRISE!

Sunday morning starts peacefully enough, until around noon, when alarms start going off on your phones informing you of a Pizza Party taking place in the Central Node. You can snooze the alarms at first, but they begin to get a little more insistent after a while if you aren't making progress heading down there. If you're being stubborn, you can probably hold out until right at 1 PM, when an archway opens right in front of you and pulls you in.

The central node is comfortable right now, with blankets laid out on the grass and boxes of pizza are set out. Cheese, Pepperoni, Hawaiian, Meat Lovers, Veggie, I could just keep writing types of pizza all day. A few boxes even contain very weird varieties of pizza, but if you give them a try, some of them might be good! Some are as terrible as you'd expect. Otherwise, the pizzas are all warm and delicious, and there's enough for everyone.

The Residents are all already here, waiting for you! Have a fun and cool day!

... Unless?

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[pura]

...

It's not.

[nightchild]

...They're not aiming at each other at least, but...

[what if they shoot in the air and dorothy's house flattens them both]

[pura]

Are they both good shots?

[nightchild]

If it's shooting...

[itsuki checks his phone for their profiles...]

Their scores aren't that bad?

[pura]

Scores for what?

[nightchild]

[he holds up his phone,]

Dex. That's short for dexterity, right?

[itsuki thinks the CHA stands for charm]

[pura]

[...]

I thought those numbers were just a bunch of nonsense.

[nightchild]

They might be. Not even sure if high means good or bad, or if a 14 even counts as high. But mine kind of make sense to me.

[gazes on as damien fires fireballs]

[pura]

How can it make sense if you're not even sure what it means?

[nightchild]

[he hms]

It makes sense in that one of them would be lower than the other? I never went to school, but I've got a lot of life experience.

[nogiku look at his int and wis scores]

[pura]

[... for some reason, she looks vaguely offended.]

Does it? I don't think going to school has anything to do with your numbers.

[georeject]

Is it something else, then, or have we simply gone off the script entirely?

[pura]

The script wasn't there to begin with, so yes.

Paintballs aren't supposed to do any of that.