WEEK ZERO: PIZZA PARTY

[saturations]

SURPRISE!

Sunday morning starts peacefully enough, until around noon, when alarms start going off on your phones informing you of a Pizza Party taking place in the Central Node. You can snooze the alarms at first, but they begin to get a little more insistent after a while if you aren't making progress heading down there. If you're being stubborn, you can probably hold out until right at 1 PM, when an archway opens right in front of you and pulls you in.

The central node is comfortable right now, with blankets laid out on the grass and boxes of pizza are set out. Cheese, Pepperoni, Hawaiian, Meat Lovers, Veggie, I could just keep writing types of pizza all day. A few boxes even contain very weird varieties of pizza, but if you give them a try, some of them might be good! Some are as terrible as you'd expect. Otherwise, the pizzas are all warm and delicious, and there's enough for everyone.

The Residents are all already here, waiting for you! Have a fun and cool day!

... Unless?

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A THING

[saturations]

[about twenty minutes into the pizza party, shale, steel, and bass abruptly vanish in puffs of green, pink, and yellow color. at the same moment, an enormous archway suddenly opens in the central node. the archway leads to an area which is pitch black inside, with white and grey dust falling softly like snow. there's a chill in the air coming from that archway. you instinctively know you must not approach it, and if you try to push through to try, something is blocking your way. smaller tears to the same space open in the air, so you can easily see into the dark space even if you can't approach it.

however, damien and riff don't seem to have gotten the message. both of them begin to walk through the archway as though drawn. all of you can only watch helplessly as they step through. a red and a blue tipped gun appear in their hands.]

[highrisk]

[ hm. damien toys with the gun for a second, feeling out the weight of it. red tipped - so one of the paintball guns from before? he's never actually been in a paintball fight before, but he knows what that is.

in no hurry at first, he looks around for cover and finds that there is, uh, none? then over to riff. ]

More team bonding?

[ wait riff is holding a paintball gun too so they might not be able to use their phone to talk. god this is annoying. ]

PEANUT GALLERY

[saturations]

[daggering]

What the fuck?






[ yea ]

[countermeasures]

[well this is ominous



jiuqing sets her pizza down and watches carefully as damien and riff approach the archway, her gaze flicking to the guns in their hands. hm.]

[pura]

...

What?

[I KNEW THE PIZZA HAD A KNIFE IN IT]

[aitou]

[guns....... tch]

[theampirequeen]

[ draining the red from a pepperoni. hm. that looks bad. ]

Is this paintball again?

[chevaliered]

[ well that sure happened quickly ]

[brotograph]

[ Wow he doesn't really like this. ]

Maybe they are using paintball guns?

[dms]

[ ? ]

Those are just paintball guns, right? Are they gonna do a standoff like in one of those old Western movies?

[gogoghostpowers]

[ well. This is all suddenly happening when Danny was mid pizza bite. So he's just over here now, mouth full of pizza, frozen as he watched and tries to get a sense of what's up. ]

Mrrrghl?

[ translation: those are the paint guns from yesterday, right? ]

[fleshedout]

[...Well, everything seemed okay. But now, it really does feel like the other shoe has dropped.]

[Hot Pants is at the archway, meeting resistance as she tries to follow, and she's gritting her teeth as she calls after the other two.]

Hey. H-Hey-! What's going on-!

[9mon]

[H...Hello?! Where did the residents go?

Is gonna end okay???]

[petalbursts]

[ yummy. pizza...


um. frowns. ]

I don't like this party.

[disingenuous]

[ She is eating her pizza calmly as she watches. ]

[withaswing]

[What in the High Noon is this.

Just squinting some.]

[hasteful]

[mood @ everyone]

... how come it's guns? Paintball?

[he crosses his arms, squinting]

But Atsu-san said that those didn't have anything to do with the mystery... Is this the Prism again?

[experimint]

Hm...

Where did the other three go?

[impurities]

[ watching this now with the finite patience of someone that is getting real sick of surprises that send the atmosphere off-kilter. ]

[moonlightbeast]

...

This isn't another team bonding exercise, is it?

[assogi]

[ kazuma tries to force his body to go towards the archway -- at a certain point he just stops. ]

What is this?!

[ then he. throws a slice of pizza. ]

[disestablishment]

By the Fury…

[ This doesn’t seem planned?? He also doesn’t care for the sinking feeling that he shouldn’t approach the archway. So he does it anyway (with a pizza slice in hand), but no a barrier.

Hewwo? ]

[classmate]

[ Should she be watching this?? Probably not but Marie is here with a slice of pizza and a very worried expression.

That’s her meow meow. :( ]

A THING

[saturations]

[shortly after this, almost all the pizza has been stolen :(

all that's left is the chicken pizza]

[chevaliered]

[ FUCK YEAH ]