WEEK ZERO: PIZZA PARTY

[saturations]

SURPRISE!

Sunday morning starts peacefully enough, until around noon, when alarms start going off on your phones informing you of a Pizza Party taking place in the Central Node. You can snooze the alarms at first, but they begin to get a little more insistent after a while if you aren't making progress heading down there. If you're being stubborn, you can probably hold out until right at 1 PM, when an archway opens right in front of you and pulls you in.

The central node is comfortable right now, with blankets laid out on the grass and boxes of pizza are set out. Cheese, Pepperoni, Hawaiian, Meat Lovers, Veggie, I could just keep writing types of pizza all day. A few boxes even contain very weird varieties of pizza, but if you give them a try, some of them might be good! Some are as terrible as you'd expect. Otherwise, the pizzas are all warm and delicious, and there's enough for everyone.

The Residents are all already here, waiting for you! Have a fun and cool day!

... Unless?

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[assogi]

[ there it goes ]

Can you move?

[pura]

Through that archway? No.

[assogi]

.... So all of us are trapped.

[ more people should throw pizza clearly? ]

[pura]

Yes.

[She takes a bite from her pizza, a little too angry.]

And now our idiot roommate is shooting his gun like this is a regular game of paintball.

[impurities]

At least he's apparently enjoying himself.

[ this is said so dryly, actually, as he watches. he does not mean this kindly. ]

[pura]

[she

angrily tears a chunk from the tip of a slice of pizza with her teeth]

[impurities]

[ the fact damien can smile and shrug casually is inconceivable to him, but. ]

We'll be ready for them to come out once this is over. [ if something happens, he's still prepared to help. ] And then let him know exactly how much an idiot he is.

[pura]

[honestly eating this pizza way too aggressively

tho she at least avoids talking with a full mouth.]

Oh yeah? How?

[assogi]

[ kazuma was about to say something like vaguely confident in damien's abilities ]

[ and then damien tries to block a bicycle with his hands ]

That moron!

[ he's going to beat him with chicken pizza ]

[impurities]

[ chang geng was going to answer nogiku, but then this happens, and he just

massages his forehead. ]

Can we leave the area in the opposite direction..? I have a feeling we'll be needing things from the medbay just for sheer stupidity.

[classmate]

Be nice…

[ literally nya’ll ]

[pura]

[your little meow meow is problematic............]

[classmate]

[ good ]

[assogi]

[ i don't want to hear that from you miss dangan rompa faces ]

[classmate]

[ hey kazuma wanna go down a slip and slide ]

[impurities]

[ your little meowmeow is also an idiot that thinks blocking an oncoming projectile at that size and speed is a good idea, and chang geng is too used to that bs, so,

no ]

[classmate]

[ okay his stupidity is why (redacted) wants to smash his face in!!! ]

[impurities]

[ (redacted) should take up meditation - worked wonders for {redacted} ]

[classmate]

[ do not give her this live laugh love drink water bullshit

he’s next ]

[impurities]

[ get cr with me then bitch ]

[classmate]

[ I will

But more importantly wow! Rooftops!!

Marie doesn’t like this! At all!! ]

[impurities]

[ good!

but yeah this doesn't look like it's going well at the moment.

chang geng isn't a big fan, either, and is watching closely. ]

[assogi]

[ kazuma's just holding karuma tensely so clearly the code reds are doing great ]

I suppose he's trying to play along.

... This is equal parts absurd and ominous.

[ bicycles... ]

[pura]

Play along? After the truck?

If something awful comes out of this, I'll never forgive him.