WEEK ZERO: PIZZA PARTY

[saturations]

SURPRISE!

Sunday morning starts peacefully enough, until around noon, when alarms start going off on your phones informing you of a Pizza Party taking place in the Central Node. You can snooze the alarms at first, but they begin to get a little more insistent after a while if you aren't making progress heading down there. If you're being stubborn, you can probably hold out until right at 1 PM, when an archway opens right in front of you and pulls you in.

The central node is comfortable right now, with blankets laid out on the grass and boxes of pizza are set out. Cheese, Pepperoni, Hawaiian, Meat Lovers, Veggie, I could just keep writing types of pizza all day. A few boxes even contain very weird varieties of pizza, but if you give them a try, some of them might be good! Some are as terrible as you'd expect. Otherwise, the pizzas are all warm and delicious, and there's enough for everyone.

The Residents are all already here, waiting for you! Have a fun and cool day!

... Unless?

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Comments

[ktiseos]

...I don't suppose those are generally meant to do this.

[just going off how many people have thought it's weird to just create things...

but it doesn't look, you know, actively harmful right now. so.]

[countermeasures]

Given how much larger those things are than the... guns they came out of, I would assume some sort of magic is at play here.

[ktiseos]

Some manner of creation, although certainly not what I am accustomed to...

[but interesting, regardless.]

I believe paint was mentioned? I wonder if such objects hold their form.

[look he is still a little concerned after the other three Fucking Vanished but let him be a nerd while things are basically okay.]

[countermeasures]

[well now damien is shooting at riff, so -

she leans forward, concerned, although her expression is one of concentrated calm.]

...I suppose we'll find out, one way or another.

[ktiseos]

Mm. So we will.

[he's going to continue hanging out here, while they observe, though his brow furrows at that too. hello don't fire things at people, games or not?]

[countermeasures]

[did



did damien just shoot fireballs

actually i don't know if they can see into the building since they're indoors uhhh]

[ktiseos]

[either shit will be on fire or cola will edit bc that was supposed to be paintballs and it will just be immortalized in this thread sorry cola.]

[ktiseos]

[ok yeah it was fireballs]

[countermeasures]

...

[this is so much.]

[ktiseos]

Now this is taking it a bit far.

[maybe this is why! you shouldn't have games that involve shooting at each other!]

[countermeasures]

[breathe in... breathe out... stay calm...]

Even if this is just a game, they could really hurt each other like this... it's a good thing we have access to that medical center.

[if damien gets hit with that bike coming down the stairs he's going to get a concussion probably]