WEEK ZERO: PIZZA PARTY

[saturations]

SURPRISE!

Sunday morning starts peacefully enough, until around noon, when alarms start going off on your phones informing you of a Pizza Party taking place in the Central Node. You can snooze the alarms at first, but they begin to get a little more insistent after a while if you aren't making progress heading down there. If you're being stubborn, you can probably hold out until right at 1 PM, when an archway opens right in front of you and pulls you in.

The central node is comfortable right now, with blankets laid out on the grass and boxes of pizza are set out. Cheese, Pepperoni, Hawaiian, Meat Lovers, Veggie, I could just keep writing types of pizza all day. A few boxes even contain very weird varieties of pizza, but if you give them a try, some of them might be good! Some are as terrible as you'd expect. Otherwise, the pizzas are all warm and delicious, and there's enough for everyone.

The Residents are all already here, waiting for you! Have a fun and cool day!

... Unless?

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[assogi]

That barely counts as food.

[ fuckin chicken :/ ]

Are you simply going to gorge yourself, Ryunosuke?

[ what else is there to do... ]

[naruhodope]

Chicken is good, you're just odd.

[ also, yes, that is his plan. ]

...If this place really does react to our energy, then being calm but alert is the best thing we can do.

[ he nudges a box of non-chikky pizza kazuma's way ]

[assogi]

Do something about that poor taste of yours.

[ ...... but ryunosuke has a point. he will eat a piece of pizza. while staring unnervingly at whatever the fuck is happening in the exec thread i haven't refreshed flat view in a while but i'm sure some wonky shit is happening. ]

Good to see that your mind's staying sharp, my friend.

[naruhodope]

[ he's not that sharp, considering he keeps eating pizza when he's almost certainly lactose intolerant, but it's fine. ]

Well, I— [ oh! he nearly bites his tongue at roof shenanigans. ] Why did Damien antagonize them this much?

[ why is this getting violent? ]

[assogi]

[ kazuma doesn't know either of them particularly well but ]

I'm beginning to wonder who is truly in control.

[naruhodope]

[ the two of them: is damien just this much of a bitch, orrrrr

there's a lot of blood now. ]

—This is getting out of hand! [ he's going to go push at the archway now, to no avail. ]

[assogi]

[ kazuma has been there the whole time scrub, git gud :/ :/ ]

Both of you! Stop this! Get ahold of yourselves!

[ no one can hear ]

[naruhodope]

[ obviously this is not working. he's trying anyhow. ]

These feelings, they stopped yesterday once we could leave those strange spaces, but...

[ the other residents aren't here, and certainly none of them can conveniently teleport people out of mod paintball holes. ]

[assogi]

But they're trapped. We--

[ oh bass is here ]