WEEK ZERO: PIZZA PARTY

[saturations]

SURPRISE!

Sunday morning starts peacefully enough, until around noon, when alarms start going off on your phones informing you of a Pizza Party taking place in the Central Node. You can snooze the alarms at first, but they begin to get a little more insistent after a while if you aren't making progress heading down there. If you're being stubborn, you can probably hold out until right at 1 PM, when an archway opens right in front of you and pulls you in.

The central node is comfortable right now, with blankets laid out on the grass and boxes of pizza are set out. Cheese, Pepperoni, Hawaiian, Meat Lovers, Veggie, I could just keep writing types of pizza all day. A few boxes even contain very weird varieties of pizza, but if you give them a try, some of them might be good! Some are as terrible as you'd expect. Otherwise, the pizzas are all warm and delicious, and there's enough for everyone.

The Residents are all already here, waiting for you! Have a fun and cool day!

... Unless?

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Comments

[experimint]

You're lucky no children heard that.

[theampirequeen]

Relax, there's not even any of them here.

[experimint]

I'm going to wash your mouth out.

[theampirequeen]

You're not going anywhere near my mouth with soap!!

[experimint]

It's what you get, bud.

[theampirequeen]

Forget about my mouth for a second. Why's Damien being all psycho?

[ this is the worst paintball game?? ]

[experimint]

Maybe it's the same thing that happened yesterday? To Buzen and the others?

I mean, wouldn't it make sense for the Prism to alter them to be really competitive? If the expectation of a haunted house was to be scary, then the expectation of a game like this would be for the competitors to really want to win. No matter what.

[theampirequeen]

Yeah, but... it doesn't look like it's affecting Riff the same way? They even told him to quit it.

[experimint]

Maybe it doesn't affect them the way it would us? Since they have their whole... thing. Going on.

[theampirequeen]

Yeah...

[ hm. ]

Riff should just drop a bike on his head and knock him out.

[experimint]

Or just find a way to trap him long enough that they can punch him really hard in the face.

[theampirequeen]

Yeah. But I don't think they're the punch in the face type.

[experimint]

No, they're the stab people with icicles type.

[theampirequeen]

And now Damien's got lava.

[ cups her hands over her mouth. this won't work but. ]

STOP PLAYING MURDER PAINTBALL!!

[experimint]

STOP FIGHTING AND ALSO GIVE ME THE GUNS BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY STOP TRYING TO KNIFE EACH OTHER. IT'S NOT COOL.

[theampirequeen]

Bonnie.

[experimint]

I said the not killing each other is more important.

[theampirequeen]

What if it's the guns making them all berserk?

[experimint]

Then I'll make sure no one else touches them.

[theampirequeen]

[ she'd argue but then bass shows up to collect a rainbow so. color throwing ]

This is whack.

[experimint]

Aw. I think it's cute...

[theampirequeen]

[ shale pops up and pukes some winged insects into the scene ]




Yeah?

[experimint]

It's very power of friendship, Marceline.

[fleshedout]

[it's very jojo's bizarre adventure levels of body horror is what it is]

[theampirequeen]

The power of friendship is a lot more messed up than I remember it being.