WEEK ZERO: PIZZA PARTY

[saturations]

SURPRISE!

Sunday morning starts peacefully enough, until around noon, when alarms start going off on your phones informing you of a Pizza Party taking place in the Central Node. You can snooze the alarms at first, but they begin to get a little more insistent after a while if you aren't making progress heading down there. If you're being stubborn, you can probably hold out until right at 1 PM, when an archway opens right in front of you and pulls you in.

The central node is comfortable right now, with blankets laid out on the grass and boxes of pizza are set out. Cheese, Pepperoni, Hawaiian, Meat Lovers, Veggie, I could just keep writing types of pizza all day. A few boxes even contain very weird varieties of pizza, but if you give them a try, some of them might be good! Some are as terrible as you'd expect. Otherwise, the pizzas are all warm and delicious, and there's enough for everyone.

The Residents are all already here, waiting for you! Have a fun and cool day!

... Unless?

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[experimint]

[ she covers marceline's ears ]

[daggering]

[ let Marceline say fuck ]

[experimint]

[ no!!!!! ]

[daggering]

[ let…. Bubblegum say fuck? ]

[experimint]

[ at this current point



no? ]

[daggering]

[ points to eyes points to you ]

[theampirequeen]

Bonnie!!

[ YOU'RE NOT HER DAD AND ALSO HER DAD CAN'T EVEN TELL HER WHAT TO DO ]

[experimint]

It was for your own good!

[theampirequeen]

I've heard swears before, you butt!

[experimint]

You really need to keep away from Lumpy Space.

[theampirequeen]

[experimint]

[theampirequeen]

Fuck.

[experimint]

MARCELINE.

[theampirequeen]

Bonnibel.

[experimint]

You're lucky no children heard that.

[theampirequeen]

Relax, there's not even any of them here.

[experimint]

I'm going to wash your mouth out.

[theampirequeen]

You're not going anywhere near my mouth with soap!!

[experimint]

It's what you get, bud.

[theampirequeen]

Forget about my mouth for a second. Why's Damien being all psycho?

[ this is the worst paintball game?? ]

[experimint]

Maybe it's the same thing that happened yesterday? To Buzen and the others?

I mean, wouldn't it make sense for the Prism to alter them to be really competitive? If the expectation of a haunted house was to be scary, then the expectation of a game like this would be for the competitors to really want to win. No matter what.

[theampirequeen]

Yeah, but... it doesn't look like it's affecting Riff the same way? They even told him to quit it.

[daggering]

[ snorts loudly ]

[theampirequeen]

[ this is the only swear i will ever do ]