WEEK ZERO: PIZZA PARTY

[saturations]

SURPRISE!

Sunday morning starts peacefully enough, until around noon, when alarms start going off on your phones informing you of a Pizza Party taking place in the Central Node. You can snooze the alarms at first, but they begin to get a little more insistent after a while if you aren't making progress heading down there. If you're being stubborn, you can probably hold out until right at 1 PM, when an archway opens right in front of you and pulls you in.

The central node is comfortable right now, with blankets laid out on the grass and boxes of pizza are set out. Cheese, Pepperoni, Hawaiian, Meat Lovers, Veggie, I could just keep writing types of pizza all day. A few boxes even contain very weird varieties of pizza, but if you give them a try, some of them might be good! Some are as terrible as you'd expect. Otherwise, the pizzas are all warm and delicious, and there's enough for everyone.

The Residents are all already here, waiting for you! Have a fun and cool day!

... Unless?

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[assogi]

[ kazuma tries to force his body to go towards the archway -- at a certain point he just stops. ]

What is this?!

[ then he. throws a slice of pizza. ]

[fleshedout]

[...]

[her opinion of this man is growing lower by the minute]

[chevaliered]

[ .......................................

i mean she's right but she shouldn't bracket text it ]

[assogi]

[ sometimes u must throw pizza ]

[pura]

[




watches the slice of pizza soar through the air]

[assogi]

[ there it goes ]

Can you move?

[pura]

Through that archway? No.

[classmate]

[ Also considers throwing her pizza cause she doesn’t care for greasy food but withholds.

This man is odd. Good luck, buddy. ]

[assogi]

[ throw your pizza marie, maybe it will turn into a pizza hut restaurant. i dont know how splatoon works ]

[ he's now trying to draw karuma..... ]

[classmate]

[ I, too, don’t know how Splatoon works. ]

… [ Excuse me? Sir? ] Please don’t. I think it intends to keep us separated — like a barrier.

[9mon]

[...

How well did he throw it?]

[assogi]

[ it was a very good and strong throw because he's a mary sue. the pizza is sailing through the air ]

[9mon]

Would you be a pitcher when we have a baseball game?!

[countermeasures]

[jiuqing looks a little mournful at the wasted food...]

...it appears that we're meant to wait and see at this point.

[since they. can't get any closer.

her expression is mostly calm, but there's an undercurrent of frustration in her voice.]

[assogi]

[ i just need to clarify that the piece kazuma threw had chicken on it therefore it was of no value!!!!!! ]

[ he glances at her briefly, then back at the spectacle. ]

So we're meant to play the part of a captive audience, are we?

[countermeasures]

That does appear to be the case.

[to demonstrate, she tries to take a step closer to the archway, but since she's already too close - she can't get any further.]

...we'll have to watch carefully and see if we can figure out what's going on. If it's like some of the strange occurrences yesterday, they may come out of it alright, but...

[she glances over to where the other three residents who poofed away were]

I can't help but feel uneasy. But it's too soon to say exactly what this is, or what we need to do to prepare for the aftermath.

[chevaliered]

… C’mon we spent like three days starving, don’t waste food.

[assogi]

It wasn't worth eating.

[ fuk u chicken ]

[ but now he's holding his sward so at least he stopped throwing food ]

[chevaliered]

[ * crow will remember this ]

At least pick up the food and stop littering then.

[moonlightbeast]

[Not the PIZZA]

[assogi]

[ fuck the pizza!!!! ]

[ sorry i don't mean fuck the pizza, kazuma just doesn't like chicken pizza ]

[assogi]

[ DO NOT FUCK THE PIZZA ]

[naruhodope]

Kazuma, don't waste food.

[ he's just nervously eating pizza ]

[assogi]

That barely counts as food.

[ fuckin chicken :/ ]

Are you simply going to gorge yourself, Ryunosuke?

[ what else is there to do... ]

[naruhodope]

Chicken is good, you're just odd.

[ also, yes, that is his plan. ]

...If this place really does react to our energy, then being calm but alert is the best thing we can do.

[ he nudges a box of non-chikky pizza kazuma's way ]