WEEK ZERO: PIZZA PARTY

[saturations]

SURPRISE!

Sunday morning starts peacefully enough, until around noon, when alarms start going off on your phones informing you of a Pizza Party taking place in the Central Node. You can snooze the alarms at first, but they begin to get a little more insistent after a while if you aren't making progress heading down there. If you're being stubborn, you can probably hold out until right at 1 PM, when an archway opens right in front of you and pulls you in.

The central node is comfortable right now, with blankets laid out on the grass and boxes of pizza are set out. Cheese, Pepperoni, Hawaiian, Meat Lovers, Veggie, I could just keep writing types of pizza all day. A few boxes even contain very weird varieties of pizza, but if you give them a try, some of them might be good! Some are as terrible as you'd expect. Otherwise, the pizzas are all warm and delicious, and there's enough for everyone.

The Residents are all already here, waiting for you! Have a fun and cool day!

... Unless?

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[theampirequeen]

[ pulls out her own phone, but for something else ]

Probably. His profile's pretty bad. [ points at subreddit moderator



there's no reddit in adventure time i'm joking ]

[experimint]

Hm... he seems like the kind of guy who would cheat in paintball.

[theampirequeen]

It sure looks like he thinks this is hardcore paintball.

[ whys there fire here. ]

[experimint]

It sure seems like THIS GAME ISN'T FOLLOWING COMPETITION REGULATIONS.

[theampirequeen]

I don't think he's read those.

[experimint]

Maybe.

Or maybe it's the Prism who can't read.

[theampirequeen]

[ watches damien turn this into a rating adventure time has never seen ]




Nope, I think this is all him.

[experimint]

[ she covers marceline's ears ]

[daggering]

[ let Marceline say fuck ]

[experimint]

[ no!!!!! ]

[daggering]

[ let…. Bubblegum say fuck? ]

[experimint]

[ at this current point



no? ]

[daggering]

[ points to eyes points to you ]

[theampirequeen]

Bonnie!!

[ YOU'RE NOT HER DAD AND ALSO HER DAD CAN'T EVEN TELL HER WHAT TO DO ]

[experimint]

It was for your own good!

[theampirequeen]

I've heard swears before, you butt!

[experimint]

You really need to keep away from Lumpy Space.

[theampirequeen]

[experimint]

[theampirequeen]

Fuck.

[experimint]

MARCELINE.

[theampirequeen]

Bonnibel.

[experimint]

You're lucky no children heard that.

[daggering]

[ snorts loudly ]

[theampirequeen]

[ this is the only swear i will ever do ]