WEEK ZERO: PIZZA PARTY

[saturations]

SURPRISE!

Sunday morning starts peacefully enough, until around noon, when alarms start going off on your phones informing you of a Pizza Party taking place in the Central Node. You can snooze the alarms at first, but they begin to get a little more insistent after a while if you aren't making progress heading down there. If you're being stubborn, you can probably hold out until right at 1 PM, when an archway opens right in front of you and pulls you in.

The central node is comfortable right now, with blankets laid out on the grass and boxes of pizza are set out. Cheese, Pepperoni, Hawaiian, Meat Lovers, Veggie, I could just keep writing types of pizza all day. A few boxes even contain very weird varieties of pizza, but if you give them a try, some of them might be good! Some are as terrible as you'd expect. Otherwise, the pizzas are all warm and delicious, and there's enough for everyone.

The Residents are all already here, waiting for you! Have a fun and cool day!

... Unless?

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[experimint]

Do you think it's like, a laser?

[ regular bullets exist ]

[theampirequeen]

I think it's paintball, but with everyone freaking out so much and all the warnings about expectations making this place react, it's going to turn into nasty paintball real quick.

[ :T ]

[experimint]

Probably, yeah. It's like a fulfilling prophecy. We're vibing, something happens that is slightly out of our expectations, everyone assumes the worst...

[ she's mostly wondering why the other residents disappeared because that's hmmmm ]

[theampirequeen]

Yeah. There's gotta be like, a huge part of this place that enjoys freaking people out.

[ which she can't technically judge, but she is. it explains why things always go a little sideways!!! ]

[experimint]

Yeah, and-- oh! He shot it.

[ orange..... ]

[theampirequeen]

See? Paintball. [ ... ] Weird splatter paintball.

[experimint]

[ she

clutches at marceline's arm ]

I want that gun.

[theampirequeen]

... Paint gun that makes stuff? [ no, actually, that tracks. ] You could probably invent that with enough resources.

[experimint]

I can. And make it better.

But I want to study it...

[theampirequeen]

You can always ask to see it after they're done making their city.

[experimint]

You're right...

I will.

[theampirequeen]

Well he immediately went for it like it's regular paintball.

[ hm. ]

[experimint]

I wonder what's the creation limit? Think you can only go up to a certain size? Castle?

[theampirequeen]

[ aaand she's gone. hm. ]

Probably depends on how the paint to item conversion works? [ like if it's magic vs science, but if she says it's magic bonnie will get >:( ]

[experimint]

Right, right... I wonder what's a more efficient way to store paint...

[theampirequeen]

...Bucket?

[ she doesn't know. ]

[experimint]

Hm, I don't know...

[ she points ]

Building.

[theampirequeen]

And trees.

[ hm. ]

[experimint]

Oh, I should be taking notes...

[ she pulls out her phone ]

Do you think Damien is always this sociopathic?

[theampirequeen]

[ pulls out her own phone, but for something else ]

Probably. His profile's pretty bad. [ points at subreddit moderator



there's no reddit in adventure time i'm joking ]

[experimint]

Hm... he seems like the kind of guy who would cheat in paintball.

[theampirequeen]

It sure looks like he thinks this is hardcore paintball.

[ whys there fire here. ]

[experimint]

It sure seems like THIS GAME ISN'T FOLLOWING COMPETITION REGULATIONS.

[theampirequeen]

I don't think he's read those.

[experimint]

Maybe.

Or maybe it's the Prism who can't read.